Oblivious A.T.’s mint-and-maroon period

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This “Scenes from New Brunswick, New Jersey” piece marks the beginning of Oblivious A.T.’s mint-and-maroon period.

Scenes from New Brunswick, New Jersey
Scenes from New Brunswick, New Jersey
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I was into Mongolian folk metal before it was cool

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My favorite Mongolian folk metal band is Nine Treasures, but you have probably never heard of them.

The folk elements of the band’s music mostly come from two instruments: the morin khuur, a traditional two-stringed Mongolian fiddle; and the balalaika, a triangular Russian folk instrument that sounds a bit like a mandolin and typically has three strings. –Public Radio International

 

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A collection of absurdly-targeted web ads

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This is a follow-up to my post “Marketers know everything about us! [SARCASM]“. The absurdly-targeted web ads just keep on coming, so I decided to start a collection and post some of them here. Most won’t need an explanation; I will provide one where I think it might be needed.

My small-but-growing collection includes: an Amazon ad for shoes I just bought from Amazon; a CafePress ad for t-shirts I am selling on CafePress; an ad for degrees for CIA officers; banner ads in languages I don’t understand, like Korean and Chinese.

LinkedIn astrologer professional connection suggestion
LinkedIn astrologer professional connection suggestion

COMMENTARY: LinkedIn thinks I may know and may want to connect professionally to a professional astrologer based in India.

Amazon Adidas shoe ad for shoes I just bought from Amazon
Amazon Adidas shoe ad for shoes I just bought from Amazon
Honda banner ads in Korean and Chinese
Honda banner ads in Korean and Chinese

COMMENTARY: I speak neither language

GeoHipster t-shirts from CafePress web ad
GeoHipster t-shirts from CafePress web ad

COMMENTARY: This is my product. I am selling these GeoHipster t-shirts. So the marketing “system” (not CafePress) is trying to get me to buy the product that I sell.

USAA understands MILITARY LIFE web ad
USAA understands MILITARY LIFE web ad

COMMENTARY: I was never in the US military, nor was anyone in my family.

DEGREES FOR CIA OFFICERS web ad
DEGREES FOR CIA OFFICERS web ad

COMMENTARY: I am not a CIA officer, obviously. If I were an undercover CIA officer, this ad would be even more inappropriate.

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Comcast to customer: “You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave”

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Why is Comcast like Hotel California? Because “You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave”.

Listen below to this pathetic, desperate Comcast service representative refusing to cancel a customer’s account. Which is why you should never, NEVER EVER become a Comcast customer in the first place.

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There’s a bit of karmic irony in this story. Eight years ago (to the day!) a similar phone call made the rounds, in which an AOL customer tried in vain to cancel his AOL account. In today’s call the customer is no other than AOL Vice President of Product Ryan Block.

 

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Can Grigor (Grisha) Dimitrov win Wimbledon?

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Grigor (Grisha) Dimitrov just eliminated defending Wimbledon champion Andy Murray in straight sets on Centre Court in the 2014 quarter-finals. Could the Bulgarian go all the way and win it all, like his girlfriend Maria Sharapova did in 2004?

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I predict a Dimitrov-Raonic final, with Dimitrov winning in four sets.

Bulgarian Grigor Dimitrov advances to the 2014 Wimbledon semifinal by eliminating defending champion Andy Murray in straight sets
Bulgarian Grigor Dimitrov advances to the 2014 Wimbledon semifinal by eliminating defending champion Andy Murray in straight sets
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Topics I will no longer argue about

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This is a long-overdue list of Topics I Will No Longer Argue About. The list is far from complete, and I will almost certainly be adding stuff to it.

  • religion
  • politics
  • bike helmets
  • two spaces after a period
  • iOS vs. Android
  • Mac vs. PC
  • English spelling and grammar
  • what “football” is
  • what an “architect” is and does
  • the value of professional and trade certifications
  • the Oxford comma
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