Marketers know everything about us! [SARCASM]

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[UPDATE June 23, 2014] In the interest of science I clicked on the Korean ad (or maybe it was the Chinese) and requested the page in Spanish (which I also don’t speak). I was curious to see whether I would start getting banner ads in Spanish. Lo and behold, three days later I get served the Honda ad in Spanish!

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[UPDATE June 20, 2014] I now get banner ads in Korean and Chinese. Lest you wonder: No, I do not speak either language, and no, I have not somehow provoked this by visiting Korean or Chinese websites. Explanation is simple: Online advertising is broken, your privacy is not in danger, marketers know NEXT TO NOTHING about us.

Honda banner ads Korean Chinese
Honda banner ads Korean Chinese

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[UPDATE May 13, 2014] I’ve been getting very persistent email pitches for a Jet Card. Their latest offer is for the bargain price of $179,125. How misguided. Don’t they know I’m in the market for a Maserati?

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[UPDATE March 14, 2014] Apparently it wasn’t obvious that this post was meant to be sarcastic. So let me spell it out: What I meant was: “Marketers don’t know anything about us. ANYTHING!” Amazon — the smartest of them all — only serves me ads for either stuff that I just bought from them, or stuff I looked at by mistake with no intention of buying. The rest of them are worse. Chinese Walmart? Puh-leeze!

Don’t freak out, people!

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I just got served this banner ad on a website I visit several times a day. Clearly, my privacy is in danger.

Walmart Chinese website banner ad
Walmart Chinese website banner ad
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